Whimsical Looking Dildos

ohaicookies:

clientsfromhell:

I’m a freelance illustrator and I was hired to do a couple of illustrations for a story about people who are asexual (they do relationships, but not IT).  I sent off my sketches to the art director and received an email back that wrote (and I quote, “These look great, but could you possibly add some whimsical looking dildos?”

Is this client Kelly?  ”Just add a sparkly dildo over here, another over there, and then make sure one of them is nasty, black, and veiny.”

So what scene is this, because I’ve been trying to work some dildos into my book »

Reblogged 2 years ago from ohaicookies (Originally from clientsfromhell)
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    hmmm…what exactly does a whimsical looking dildo look like? What makes it different from the nostalgic dildo or the...
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    This makes me fear...future career as
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    dil - I didn’t even know such a thing was possible, wow.
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    So what scene is this, because I’ve been trying to work some dildos into my book »
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    Whimsical dildos.
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  15. ohaicookies reblogged this from clientsfromhell and added:
    Is this client Kelly? ”Just add...sparkly dildo over here, another over there,
  16. addieplum reblogged this from clientsfromhell and added:
    at MY job. how sad!
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