omg Gale Harold, you’re too cute
Most historic reunification since Germany.
YAY, JUSTIN BROKE UP WITH ETHANSKANK!
Now I can happily move along through season 3.
I’m half Italian and half drag queen, I’m allowed to get worked up!
Heterosexual love: you see Justin? They’re not too different from us.
Emmett: So what's the problem?
Debbie: The problem is he thinks I'm a whore.
Emmett: I'm so proud!
Man: That was one of my top ten fucks.
Brian: Yeah definitely my top ten... thousand.
We’re going to have to take her honorary queer button away!
Emmett: What kind of homosexual are you?
Brian: The kind that fucks men.
“You play safe!”
Oh Deb xD ily.
p.s. sorry for minor sex on your dashes » lol.
“How dare you call my hazelnut buttercream a dried out brick!”
Ted: What happens if a condom breaks or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or if he shoots his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass?
Deb: Admit the truth. You love him, don’t you? I thought so. Then tell him. Tell him what you could never say to Michael.
I am such a sucker for domesticity.
Chiquitita
you and I know
how the heartaches
come and they go
and the scars they’re leaving
you’ll be dancin’ once again
and the pain will end
you will have no time for grieving
